Theory: Pressing the close door button on an elevator control panel does not affect the time it takes for the door to close.
Elevator User Interface
Geography Knowledge vs. Population Density
Theory: The average resident of San Francisco has stepped foot in a greater number of foreign counties than neighboring cities.
Lifecycle of Eating Salad for Lunch
Theory: Everything tastes better with meat and cheese.
Productivity vs. Time Consumption
Theory: Using social networking web sites is the opposite of having sex. (and that’s why I am digitally abstinent)
Adoption Rate of Web Standards
Theory: By the time Microsoft Internet Explorer supports CSS3, Google Chrome and Mozilla Firefox will already support the W3C Teleportation API.
Reasons to Start Using Linux
Theory: Linux is the future, resistance is futile.
Excuses for Not Using Linux
Theory: Linux is so bleeding-edge it doesn’t even work yet.
Periodic Table of Browsers
Theory: If Microsoft Internet Explorer was never invented, I wouldn’t have walked to work, I would have ridden a hoverboard.
Computation vs. Engineering Efficiency
Theory: JavaScript is the best programming language in the world.
Microsoft Internet Explorer JavaScript Engine
Theory: Internet Explorer’s JavaScript engine is haunted.
