Theory: If you are offended by this chart, you are a troll.
Problem Solving Strategies
Exercise Level
Theory: Fixed-gear bikes are good for your health.
Vehicle Size vs. Sensation of Speed
Theory: Small things that feel fast deliver more enjoyment at a lower cost than large things that are fast.
Good User Interface Designers
Theory: Good user interface design requires an even balance of engineering, art and people skills.
NES Gameplay Dynamics
Theory: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the Nintendo Entertainment System is the most difficult video game ever made.
Risks and Rewards of Restaurant Offerings
Theory: The fancier a Vietnamese restaurant looks inside, the worse the food will be; ideal establishments will feature worn-out low-quality furniture, horrible lighting, and numerically indexed menus.
Elevator User Interface
Theory: Pressing the close door button on an elevator control panel does not affect the time it takes for the door to close.
Geography Knowledge vs. Population Density
Theory: The average resident of San Francisco has stepped foot in a greater number of foreign counties than neighboring cities.
Lifecycle of Eating Salad for Lunch
Theory: Everything tastes better with meat and cheese.
Productivity vs. Time Consumption
Theory: Using social networking web sites is the opposite of having sex. (and that’s why I am digitally abstinent)
