Theory: The only way to avoid ironing is to hang up or begin wearing clothes fresh out of the dryer.
Wrinkles in Clothing
Browser Releases
Theory: Chrome will use triple-digit version numbers before Internet Explorer uses double-digit ones.
Memorability of Music
Theory: If Mentos’ freshness lasted as long as their jingle stuck in your head then the world would have far better breath.
Good Platform Video Games
Theory: Most platform video games are rubbish.
Perception of Recency of Events
Theory: History books are out of date before they are even printed.
FM Radio Stations
Theory: FM radio is actually a mind control protocol.
Addictive Health Food
Theory: If health food was addictive, Americans would be less overweight.
Sharpness vs. Safety
Theory: The less sharp a handheld cutting device is, the more dangerous it is to use.
Comfort vs. Temperature
Theory: It’s easier to stay warm in cold weather than it is to stay cool in hot weather. (and that’s why I love living in San Francisco)
Automobile Priorities
Theory: Parenthood tends to make people more practical, until the kids leave home, at which point all bets are off.
