Theory: Staff development facilitators are effective on accident.
Staff Development Meetings
Conversation Topics
Theory: The stronger you feel about someone, the more likely you are to discuss politics with them.
Dinner Parties
Theory: Nothing motivates you to reconsider the cleanliness of your home like having guests over for dinner.
Resume Contents
Theory: The word “resumé” actually means “lies” in French.
Wrinkles in Clothing
Theory: The only way to avoid ironing is to hang up or begin wearing clothes fresh out of the dryer.
Productivity vs. Time Consumption
Theory: Using social networking web sites is the opposite of having sex. (and that’s why I am digitally abstinent)