Theoretical Logic

A collection of Trevor Parscal's illustrated theories, some more plausible than others.

Staff Development Meetings

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Theory: Staff development facilitators are effective on accident.

Conversation Topics

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Theory: The stronger you feel about someone, the more likely you are to discuss politics with them.

Dinner Parties

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Theory: Nothing motivates you to reconsider the cleanliness of your home like having guests over for dinner.

Resume Contents

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Theory: The word “resumé” actually means “lies” in French.

Wrinkles in Clothing

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Theory: The only way to avoid ironing is to hang up or begin wearing clothes fresh out of the dryer.

Productivity vs. Time Consumption

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Theory: Using social networking web sites is the opposite of having sex. (and that’s why I am digitally abstinent)