Theory: By the time Microsoft Internet Explorer supports CSS3, Google Chrome and Mozilla Firefox will already support the W3C Teleportation API.

A collection of Trevor Parscal's illustrated theories, some more plausible than others.
Theory: By the time Microsoft Internet Explorer supports CSS3, Google Chrome and Mozilla Firefox will already support the W3C Teleportation API.
Theory: Linux is the future, resistance is futile.
Theory: Linux is so bleeding-edge it doesn’t even work yet.
Theory: If Microsoft Internet Explorer was never invented, I wouldn’t have walked to work, I would have ridden a hoverboard.
Theory: JavaScript is the best programming language in the world.
Theory: Internet Explorer’s JavaScript engine is haunted.
Theory: HTML content-editable is deceptive and evil.