Theory: The more Blue Radberry Now and Laters you eat, the less you will like them. This data may look familiar if you follow US presidential politics.
Popularity of Now and Later Flavors
Value of 35mm Film
Theory: As digital cameras become more ubiquitous, photographs become less valuable.
Staff Development Meetings
Theory: Staff development facilitators are effective on accident.
Time Spent with IDEs
Theory: Just because Eclipse is popular, doesn’t mean its users are happy.
Conversation Topics
Theory: The stronger you feel about someone, the more likely you are to discuss politics with them.
Obtaining Food
Theory: The average instant-noodles styrofoam cup has equal nutritional value and greater flavor than it’s contents.
Punk Bands
Theory: Punk is as much about music as it is about not being too popular.
Dinner Parties
Theory: Nothing motivates you to reconsider the cleanliness of your home like having guests over for dinner.
Test Driven Development
Theory: Unit tests are like birth control, ineffective either when not used properly or when not used at all.
Resume Contents
Theory: The word “resumé” actually means “lies” in French.
